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topic posted Wed, October 19, 2005 - 6:32 PM by  Ed
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One time I made love to Eris, and she ran all over my time, dropping things everywhere, making sure I was grey. She hid everything in the world from me, stole my wife and then destroyed my sanity.

Damn she's hot.

There's a secret though, a big secret she told me one time....the biggest secret you ever did see. MONUMENTAL.

You see, the truth iz....

She's every single womans clitoris.

As a man, he thinks this, as a man.

m*lick lick lick lick lick*an
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  • Re: Uh

    Thu, October 20, 2005 - 9:23 AM
    >One time I made love to Eris, and she ran all over my time, dropping things everywhere, making sure I was grey. She hid everything in the world from me, stole my wife and then destroyed my sanity.

    Yeah, she'll do that.

    >She's every single womans clitoris.

    Oh yes, yes indeed.

    I hereby declare October 20th to be annual "Lick the Goddess Day".

    Can't wait to get home and celebrate!

    We can also meditate on the link between the Clitoris and the Pineal gland. Especially as licking the Pineal gland is just, well, ewey.

    Otter

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