the last time that 2 cute Mormon boyz showed up at the door, i was running late, busy packing for a trip.

after one asked if i wanted to hear about the one true profit, i screamed at them:

"i don't have fucking time for this shit!"

the same boy, remaining calm then asks me,

"is there anything else we can do for you today?"

my reply:

why yes, you could both come inside
strip off all your clothes
and go down on each other
sucking each other off while i film it. . . .

well, they just stood there, stunned and speechless as i slammed the door in their faces.

i pop over to my housemate's room to tell him about it.

"you dumbass!" he says, "you should have had them come in and pack your suitcase for you. you're never gonna make it to the airport on time ;D