i was wondering when someone was going to bring up this vegetarian heresy.

as someone who aspires to a vegetarian diet AND is allergic to wheat i am challenged in that most buns and most veggie dogs contain wheat.

since wheat free buns and gluten free dogs are often hard to come by, i have been known to break my own self-imposed vegetarian restriction on occasion by throwing away the bun and eating a meat hot dog. that way i can violate my own dietary taboo while still remaining true to the Discordian Orthopraxis of Bun abstinence.

besides, it's always fun to have other people point out my contradictory behavior to me when they see me eat a little meat; "<GASP!> But you told me you were a *vegetarian*!!!"