Knock Knock

topic posted Mon, July 24, 2006 - 11:45 PM by  Daiv
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I think that we need to get the word of Eris to the people.
i say we gather, and go forth into the neighborhoods, and knock twice upon the doors.
When those doors are opened, and when they are not, Say unto the people, Wrong.
And leave upon those people a Pamphlet explaining how to do a knock knock joke.
And they will know that word of Eris, and the word of Eris is... What?
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Daiv
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    Re: Knock Knock

    Tue, July 25, 2006 - 10:52 PM
    I've been thinking something similar, only not so JW. ;)

    See, I got this discordian lotus tattooed on my foot a few months ago, and
    I've had a hard time figuring out how to best "explain" it to pinks.
    I finally decided the other day to print up some Pope cards
    and when someone asks me, just say, "It's a discordian lotus" and
    hand them the card and bless them as a pope, and encourage
    them to go out and make everyone they meet a Pope.

    And I'm tempted to do this without the usual crazyweirdness that goes along with
    the job description of "Discordian". I hate to admit it, but I'm a square at heart.

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